Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Screw you Karli

Things to do to guarantee you'll bawl your eyes out: first get a little drunk, second look at pictures of your late husband, third listen to an old voicemail from him telling you he loves you, fourth watch a video of him being silly, fifth walk around your giant empty house and think about how it doesn't matter what you do or where you go you are always always always lonely and sad. Oh yes and you must start by going out to a lounge for the first time without him...yes that's all you have to do. Relatively simple concepts but hard to do and once you get started you'll be completely and utterly depressed. You know, just a typical night in Karliland.

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